Retarded cop, police officer on bike topless

The Retarded Policeman and I have just finished our first night in the sun in New York City. The two of us were both wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word Retarded and a white towel that had been taped to our backsides. I had on a pussy hat, my shirt was unbuttoned and I was wearing a pair of high heels. We had been drinking

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